Rosie Stinks!

Hello everyone! This week, I have noticed that Rosie emits a foul odor. I mean honestly, it's like there are clouds of green gas floating around her. At first, I just put up with it, as she is nice to lay on (an activity that only one of us likes), but as of Wednesday, I just couldn't take it anymore. Now I don't have anyone to lay on! I tried laying on Zellie, but she farts too much while she sleeps. Laying alone isn't an option, so now I'm sad and pillowless. I also tried to fix this problem by getting the Katie to wipe Rosie down everyday, but she still stinks. I usually would never wish this upon anyone, not even my worst enemy, but Rosie needs a bath! I fear that that it may be the only thing capable of fixing her chronic stench. However, usually if one of us gets a bath, we all get a bath. Maybe this time I can sneak away while they're bathing Rosie, and hopefully Rosie will need so much bathing for her stench that they'll forget all about me! Anyways, while I work on my master plan to get Rosie to stop stinking and escape getting a bath, be sure to check out my latest video:

I'll see y'all next time. Bye!

(P.S. If anyone sees a green haze floating over Texas, that most likely from failed attempts to de-stinkify Rosie. It is totally not me or Zellie.)